It’s day one
and I already miss the poop out of you.
before people get to know me: Oh my god you’re so shy…and quiet…it’s adorable
after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
This. This is amazing..
Wow 78,488+ notes? What’s really funny is I am really weak in these! I did this set of interstitials while I was still injured, I mean literally a week off of crutches from a torn Achilles at the Gastrocnemius junction. So strange, after a life time of work and the first time I show myself to the world I’m not my best self?
What a crazy life?
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| mom: | you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma |
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| me: | THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT |
| mom: | you realize this makes you a nerd |
| me: | |
| mom: | |
| me: | i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama |
| me: | i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama |
| me: | without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers |
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| me: | |
| mom: | this isn't normal |
Ivy Mai and myself at the Miss America Pageant graduation!
Making these was easier than I expected. I wish I had more.
You are my bright knight.
You’re my morning bird.
We’re wingmen singin’ in thirds.“The Dynamic Duet” // Holy Musical, B@man!
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The Adventure of a Lifetime
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Confessed by: miley-freakin-gaga
